I Hate Pluto

Residue: a small amount of something that remains after the main part has gone or been taken or used.

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when you want to ask somebody to homecoming but you know the people you want to ask will say no





*becomes uncomfortable when people have my name*

*realizes that my best friend has my name*

*…. how….*

You, too?
My best friend and I are both Stephs. It’s very confusing.

me and my best friend are both named emily its terrible. at tournaments they call us the emilys

um sugar-residue

literally same



i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego


Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

(via living-life-on-the-misha)

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If something’s popular and you don’t like it, you aren’t obligated to crush it under your heel and piss in its fireplace. You aren’t even required to get into the faces of people who love that popular thing and tell them how wrong they and everyone like them are! Isn’t that…


*makes up for ugly face with semi-okay personality*

(via thesammestofthejonses)

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